One Brooklyn family, fifteen strong — the dinners, the holidays, and the spades table where nobody forgets anything. First the films. Now the cartoon.
How every episode begins. Learn the names — there will be opinions.
The original Family Meeting intro — the cartoon opens the same way.
Fifteen chairs. Everybody has a role, and everybody has something to say.

Calls the meeting to order. Usually wins. Usually.

The center of the portrait and the family. Nothing starts till she sits down.

Hand on hip, opinion loaded. You will hear it, and she will be right.

Calm on the surface. Keeps the receipts nobody knows about.

Easy stance, easy laugh — until the cards come out.

Yes, that Chunky. The spades table has a long memory.

Runs her own branch of the family like it's a small country.

Leather jacket, combat boots. The family’s edge, with a heart under it.

Lavender and braids. Quiet until the exact right moment.

The grin gives him away. He is up to something, always.

Named for how he carries himself. Calm like he already knows.

A miniature of his father, down to the tracksuit. The sequel nobody ordered.

The biggest grin in the family. Front row, every time.

Glasses, locs, and the look of a kid who reads the room better than the adults.

The baby of the family, ruling from Grandma’s lap.
Wins wash off. Some things don't.
| Player | Wins | Losses | The record book says |
|---|---|---|---|
| Donnell | — | — | Season opens with the pilot |
| Kema | — | — | Undefeated at talking |
| Corey | — | — | Plays it cool. Sometimes too cool |
| Chunky | — | — | RENEGED ✕ — permanent mark, Spades Night. It does not wash off |
The night the table will never let Chunky forget, rebuilt as the cartoon's first episode — same night, same family, even more to say.
First to know when Episode 1 drops, plus specials and family news. Not often. Never noise.